The Half Mad Writer

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via lightning-shaped-scars)

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

(via lightning-shaped-scars)

sht-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

(Source: hellyeahnikita, via puffle-huff)

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

(via thronesmeme)

the-khaleesi-sucks-at-acting:

mybigfatredwedding:

Really excited for the next 

Episode of game of thrones it should be

Delightful

Wow how wonderful is this turning out for everybody

Edmure is gonna marry roslin; i’m so glad they got this

Deal worked out with the freys

Definitely a move toward peace 

I‘m just so thrilled that everything is going so well for the 

North, long live robb stark, I

Guess nothing is stopping him from winning the war now!! heh